Thing Called Love (Trance Remixes)

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These remixes could have gone to other songs that deserved them & missed out.

The OM is here. Sun & Moon is here.

ANJ176

11 June 2011

Tracklist
Mix Act
Thing Called Love (Andrew Bayer Remix) Above & Beyond
Thing Called Love (Sunny Lax Remix) Above & Beyond
Thing Called Love (PROFF Remix) Above & Beyond
Thing Called Love (Arksun Filmscape Mix) Above & Beyond
Thing Called Love (Mike Shiver & Matias Lehtola Remix) Above & Beyond

With that many remixes, they were bound to indurate.

Thing Called Love (Andrew Bayer Remix) (Original Mix)

Getting many remixers can pressure them to be good, but some just don't care. Grayer's thirty second violin would be good for Kroos, but as with Zohar, this time, the heavyweight fainted.
The noctivagant tune is obscured by copious minutes of 2011-style electrotrash. Proto-good is not enough. How dare he insult us with his maggoty scraps?

Thing Called Love (Sunny Lax Remix)

More tonnage lost at sea. Is it at 134 bpm to distract from the tumid tune? It's even chymiferous when the uplifting trance lifts nothing.

Thing Called Love (PROFF Remix)

Ershov ershowed us how it's done, or at least how it can be. His prophesised enigmatism diced the OM & rearranged it into a midnight romp. Sadly, the tune is too uninterested in pain to work, giving only the light veneer of darkness.
Music is like genetics: when the notes are too close together, they mess up & create a pure, indivisible abomination. So keep your notes far apart.

Thing Called Love (Arksun Filmscape Mix)

Remember him from Gravity? You don't, because that was paludism in a cup. He returned by unpopular demand to give us the first of TCL's three acoustic mixes. Arksun's half-attempt is him finding a good lead-in, then realising that he can't back it up, & replacing it with acoustic guitar to distract. Avoid unless you want to hear a musician getting surprised.[1]

Thing Called Love (Mike Shiver & Matias Lehtola Remix)

The second acoustic mix needed two whole people to give us this goaty muck! Did you want a cappella with a parvanimous decline, not just in notes, but in quality? Then this pasquinade of music is for you!

  1. He's premature.